The abstinence season 8, episode 9 this is an admittedly minor entry in the seinfeld canon, but it comes with a fantastic conceit. Click here and start watching the full episode in seconds. The abstinence is the 143rd episode of the american sitcom seinfeld. With baseball season underway, seinfeld is taking you out to the ball game all month. George attempts to hit on anna rebecca mcfarland, one of elaines employees, but she doesnt seem interested. He later meets a woman named mary anne from the tourist bureau rena. Jerry seinfeld is the lead character and played as a fictionalized version of himself. Seinfeld 1993 s08e09 the abstinence yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. All 169 seinfeld episodes, ranked from worst to best. Nbc lends the foursome a jet to use before they have to move to california for the show, and they decide to go to paris. The little kicks is the 4th episode of season eight and the 8th episode overall. Yarn george costanza, assistant to the traveling secretary. George reveals a strategy to guarantee a second date with women leaving an object behind at their place. The muffin tops is the 21st episode of the eighth season of seinfeld, and the 155th episode overall.
Michael richards, jerry seinfeld, julia louisdreyfus, jason alexander summary. December 7, 1995 elaine holds a monopoly on the contraceptive devices that susan prefers. Elaine and her allergies battle her boyfriends cats. It was written by steve koren and was directed by andy ackerman. He meets others on the street who face his dilemma so he opens up. Kramer opens a smokers lounge in his apartment as jerry. Seinfeld full episodes s05e07 the non fat yogurt by. Seinfeld the abstinence tv episode 1996 trivia imdb. It was originally broadcast on the nbc network on november 21, 1996. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. After george receives a stock tip, he and jerry take the financial plunge. Kramer lights up a cigar in monks and is asked to leave. The stock tip 1990, george jason alexander actually smokes a cigar there.
Kramer opens a smokers lounge in his apartment as jerry prepares to. While abstaining from sex, george suddenly becomes a genius. Seinfeld is an american television sitcom created by jerry seinfeld and larry david. Access scores of full seinfeld episodes, seinfeld series information, and complete seinfeld seasons right here, right now. Their trials and tribulations of life on new york citys upper west side can center on lost parking spots, forgotten names, regifting and doubledipping. Jerry and his pals george, elaine and kramer can find trouble anywhere. Georges girlfriend louise has mononucleosis, so he cant have sex with her for six weeks. Seinfeld is a show about nothing, similar to the selfparodying show within a show of fourthseason episode the pilot. In the emmy awardwinning seinfeld, jerry seinfeld provides a hysterical look at life as a single adult in the 90s. The episode was written by steven koren, marking his first episode writing for the show. Say you, me, and kramer are, uh, flying over the andes. Kramer turns his apartment into a smoking lounge and all the smoke disfigures his face.
In this final episode of the series, jerry, george, elaine and kramer are arrested for their callous indifference to a car jacking victim. The seinfeld complete series is available right now, so be sure to check it out. Jerry agrees to appear at career day at his former junior high school, first he is bumped and then there is a fire drill. Seinfeld watch seinfeld online episodes free streaming full. It was written by spike feresten and was directed by andy ackerman. A tourist asks george to look after a bag full of clothes.
Watch series like the big bang theory, greys anatomy, quantico, the voice, how to get away with murder, criminal minds and many more. Seinfeld s08e09 the abstinence georges girlfriend has mononucleosis and he cant have sex with her for six weeks. This time, they discussed the abstinence, which first aired november 21, 1996 as part of season eight. Elaine reluctantly allows george to attend a company party.
Its revealed smoking is not allowed in monks in this episode, since the clean indoor air act of 1995 but in episodes 3. The abstinence s08e09 is the ninth episode of season eight of seinfeld released on thu. Seinfeld watch seinfeld online episodes free streaming. Mar 23, 2011 mix the abstinence 8x09 inside looks youtube. Watch seinfeld episodes, get episode information, recaps and more. While abstinence makes george smarter, it has the opposite effect on elaine. While abstaining from sex, george suddenly becomes a. Jan 21, 2017 rob cesternino and akiva wienerkur wont turn into goblins as they bring you this weeks seinfeld post show recap. Hilarious scene from seinfeld episode the nap by fisichella78.
Set predominantly in an apartment block on new york citys upper west side, the show features a. Watch seinfeld online full episodes all seasons yidio. The abstinence, season 8, episode 9 george ignites an intellectual side to his brain, and he uses simple physics to try and school. Seinfeld season 3 episode 1 the note jerry and georges free massages dont go as planned when jerrys masseusse thinks hes crazy and george ends up getting a male masseur. Rob cesternino and akiva wienerkur wont turn into goblins as they bring you this weeks seinfeld post show recap. In a season full of greatness, the doodle is an unexpected misfire. Seinfeld would have a great legacy if it only lasted 7 seasons, but it is the final two seasons that push it over the edge into being probably the best sitcom in tv history. Heres your invitation to 22 original, full length network episodes of season 8. Its the loosest version of a bottle episode to come out of the writers room and of all the bottle episodes in seinfelds run, its the dullest, full stop. After not having sex for so long, george becomes smart and finds that hes wasted his intellectual talents in his constant pursuit of sex. The abstinence is the ninth episode of season eight of seinfeld, and the 143rd episode overall.
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George decides to abstain from sex with his girlfriend because she has a disease that would be complicated by sex. The 10 funniest seinfeld sports cameos from jeter to hernandez. Find the exact moment in a tv show, movie, or music video you want to share. The 10 funniest seinfeld sports cameos from jeter to. George benefits when his new girlfriends illness requires their abstinence. Seinfeld full episodes s08e09 the abstinence by yvonne linhart. Seinfeld season 8 episode 9 watch online the full episode. With jerry seinfeld, julia louisdreyfus, michael richards, jason alexander. Tv time seinfeld s08e09 the abstinence tvshow time. Meanwhile, jerrys weekend getaway with his new girlfriend proves to be a relationship killer.
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